Coffee and Roller Derby Haiku Contest
Thanks to all our Facebook friends who participated in our little impromptu haiku contest in honor of T.S. Helliot, Metropolis’ own Windy City Roller!
We loved all the submissions we received, so narrowing it down to a top three was a tough job.
Here’s what our resident poets came up with:
Colin –
Roller derby is:
Brown liquid filled with caffeine.
Oh wait, that’s coffee
Liesl –
Hot stuff Helliot
Rolling wonder — smash, boom, bash!
Goes great with caffeine!
Lucius –
Matchless pulchritude:
Bewaye Yirgacheffe
incites transcendence
You all are awesome!










